Dear Frank,

Please get your miserable demotivated (and demotivating) face out of my sight. Your (our) team lost 3-2 to Valencia last night and we're out of the Cup - another dream dashed. You are a useless hopeless failure, and I look forward to seeing the back of you.

I wish you the best of luck in your future career as a second-rate football commentator on TV

Simon

Population: 26,844

Oliva is part of the Safor region with 10km of mediterranean coastline and famous for its ceramics with several factories in the town where you can buy hand-painted ceramic tiles. Also popular with golfers, Oliva has a course designed by Severiano Ballesteros.

Population: 62,702

Sagunto (Sagunt) is just 25km from the airport in Manises, with excellent connections to both national and international destinations. Rail links connect to Andalucia, Catalonia, Aragón and the Basque Country.

The coastline, approximately 30km north of Valencia is regularly awarded the European Blue Flag for cleanliness and includes the beaches of Malvarrosa, Corinto, Almardá and Puerto Sagunt.

Population: 74,616

Torrent is found within the metropolitan area of Valencia just 7km from the capital and with a metro connection to the capital city. The municipality of Torrent is also the largest within the area known as Horta Sud.

I don't have words to express my frustration. Madrid lost against Depor on Saturday and last night, Frank the Wank and his bunch of Merry Rogues drew with Almeria. Pathetic. Tots fora!